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(é I miss u Like Crazy
Length: 124 Characters
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Length: 78 Characters
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
Length: 130 Characters
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Length: 150 Characters
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 89 Characters
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Length: 151 Characters
l e Y U
l e Y u
L V e ou
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Length: 126 Characters
Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
Length: 111 Characters
Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Length: 141 Characters
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night
Length: 172 Characters
Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.
Length: 134 Characters
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Length: 148 Characters
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 96 Characters
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 160 Characters
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
New Year SMS,
Length: 142 Characters
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Length: 105 Characters
"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
Length: 71 Characters
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
Length: 141 Characters
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 145 Characters
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..
Length: 163 Characters