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Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!
Length: 134 Characters
Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
Length: 88 Characters
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
Length: 136 Characters
| '--.__.--' | Here is
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Length: 192 Characters
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 109 Characters
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
Length: 163 Characters
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
Length: 150 Characters
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
Length: 109 Characters
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Length: 118 Characters
The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!
Length: 178 Characters
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
Length: 175 Characters
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
haila...! U 2
Length: 74 Characters
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 124 Characters
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 156 Characters
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
New Year SMS,
Length: 180 Characters
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
Length: 145 Characters
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
Length: 122 Characters
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
Length: 154 Characters
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 102 Characters
Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
Length: 151 Characters