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( _ _ ) A KìSS
(_ ö _) tò éasé ür paìn
.-. .-. & my
'. ' .' HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!
ASCII SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 167 Characters
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Birthday SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 78 Characters
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
Christmas SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 98 Characters
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Diwali SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 142 Characters
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 109 Characters
The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
Flirt SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 133 Characters
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Fool SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 188 Characters
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**
Friendship SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 138 Characters
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
Funny SMS,
Punjabi SMS,
Length: 212 Characters
I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
Greetings SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 156 Characters
_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
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§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
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Have a Nice Day!
Holi SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 167 Characters
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Insult SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 159 Characters
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marital Woes SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 151 Characters
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Missing You SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 150 Characters
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
Mothers Day SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 153 Characters
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.
New Year SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 153 Characters
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Naughty SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 137 Characters
"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
Rakhi SMS,
English SMS,
Length: 203 Characters
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde..
Romantic SMS,
Punjabi SMS,
Length: 143 Characters
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa Banta SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 147 Characters
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
Shayari SMS,
Hindi SMS,
Length: 142 Characters
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