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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 108 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

Flirt SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 177 Characters

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 188 Characters

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 140 Characters

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 220 Characters

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 178 Characters

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Open it...

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Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 131 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 122 Characters

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 198 Characters

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 149 Characters

Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 95 Characters