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Bandar bi nai,
Monkey bhi nai,
Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.
Length: 122 Characters
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Length: 233 Characters
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Length: 171 Characters
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Length: 150 Characters
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 109 Characters
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Length: 135 Characters
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Length: 165 Characters
Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
Length: 144 Characters
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Length: 163 Characters
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.
Length: 140 Characters
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Length: 115 Characters
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Length: 148 Characters
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 133 Characters
My eyes are hurting coz I canít see u, my arms r empty coz I canít hold u, my lips are cold coz I canít kiss u & my heart is breaking coz Iím not with u.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 153 Characters
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.
New Year SMS,
Length: 168 Characters
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----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--
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----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Length: 154 Characters
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
Length: 183 Characters
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Length: 134 Characters
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 175 Characters
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.
Length: 149 Characters