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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 108 Characters

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.  

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai.. Log humse jalte hain.. Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 123 Characters

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 135 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar, apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar. Wishing you and your family a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 134 Characters

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 158 Characters

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 125 Characters

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 135 Characters

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 142 Characters