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>> and he
(,") misses u a
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(,")> WHY?
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coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters


wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters


Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters


Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 135 Characters


I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 80 Characters


Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters


You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 65 Characters


Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters


Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 140 Characters


Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

Greetings SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 150 Characters


Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 133 Characters


Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 83 Characters


Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

Marital Woes SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters


My eyes are hurting coz I canít see u, my arms r empty coz I canít hold u, my lips are cold coz I canít kiss u & my heart is breaking coz Iím not with u.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters


Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters


Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 153 Characters


A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters


HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 93 Characters


If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters


Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters


Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters


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