<) " (>
( . .) wen sum1
( o ) says ur >?< ugly,
<) " (> TELL
(è é) ,l EM 2
( o, )(' ') F*CK
>?< / / OFF!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 111 Characters

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 123 Characters

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 87 Characters

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 73 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 173 Characters

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 182 Characters

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 128 Characters

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 76 Characters

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 225 Characters

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 103 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 231 Characters

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 115 Characters

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 142 Characters