Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Length: 145 Characters
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
Length: 172 Characters
Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Length: 160 Characters
7 liter blood
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
Length: 142 Characters
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 73 Characters
Loading the Babe meter.....
U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!
Length: 199 Characters
You are a GHONCHU..
O-ne in million
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Length: 134 Characters
If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
Length: 175 Characters
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
Length: 146 Characters
Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy thatís what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.
Length: 147 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Length: 133 Characters
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Length: 148 Characters
Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 139 Characters
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
Missing You SMS,
Length: 102 Characters
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 146 Characters
The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
New Year SMS,
Length: 68 Characters
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Length: 156 Characters
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
Length: 183 Characters
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Length: 154 Characters
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 149 Characters
Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.
Length: 155 Characters