Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 131 Characters

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 97 Characters

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 139 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 142 Characters

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 127 Characters

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

,,
('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
<))
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,,
(.'') Pata tenu
<((>kinna miss
./ l. kitta????


INNNA,,
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))
./.> SAARA

Missing You SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 84 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 122 Characters

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

Romantic SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Santa Banta SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 151 Characters