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D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 88 Characters

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 97 Characters

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 135 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 137 Characters

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 176 Characters

A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

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Open it...

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Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Marital Woes SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

We will open the book.  Its pages are blank.  We are going to put words on them ourselves.  The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

Naughty SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 137 Characters

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 164 Characters

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 146 Characters