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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Birthday SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 149 Characters

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 121 Characters

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 158 Characters

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 137 Characters

FEW  RELATIONS  IN  EARTH  NEVER  DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 172 Characters

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 148 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 236 Characters

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 208 Characters

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 179 Characters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 166 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 147 Characters