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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 142 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 128 Characters

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 131 Characters

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 155 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 134 Characters

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 105 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 131 Characters

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 155 Characters