I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!
Length: 108 Characters
I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
Length: 172 Characters
Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.
Length: 84 Characters
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Length: 122 Characters
Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!
Fathers Day SMS,
Length: 89 Characters
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
Length: 129 Characters
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Length: 169 Characters
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Length: 147 Characters
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Length: 75 Characters
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Length: 150 Characters
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Length: 133 Characters
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Length: 144 Characters
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Marital Woes SMS,
Length: 162 Characters
In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
Missing You SMS,
Length: 155 Characters
Only luv never anger
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Mothers Day SMS,
Length: 157 Characters
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
New Year SMS,
Length: 166 Characters
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Length: 80 Characters
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
Length: 141 Characters
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Length: 153 Characters
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa Banta SMS,
Length: 96 Characters
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Length: 152 Characters