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Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters


How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 78 Characters


From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters


Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 161 Characters


Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 89 Characters


If I could be any part of you, Id be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters


You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 134 Characters


Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 165 Characters


Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 174 Characters


Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 140 Characters


Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 115 Characters


Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 179 Characters


Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters


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<((>kinna miss
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INNNA,,
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./.> SAARA

Missing You SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 151 Characters


Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 199 Characters


When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 112 Characters


Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters


When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you


Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 127 Characters


Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters


Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 146 Characters


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