(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 134 Characters

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 143 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 73 Characters

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 173 Characters

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 111 Characters

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.


Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 144 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

,,
('',)/' OYE KIDHAA
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,,
(.'') Pata tenu
<((>kinna miss
./ l. kitta????


INNNA,,
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./.> SAARA

Missing You SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 151 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!

New Year SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 167 Characters

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 141 Characters

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 132 Characters

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Santa Banta SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 180 Characters

Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 161 Characters