Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 182 Characters

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters

If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 132 Characters

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 131 Characters

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 109 Characters

I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 199 Characters

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 188 Characters

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 161 Characters

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 148 Characters

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 134 Characters

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 139 Characters

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 137 Characters

I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 224 Characters

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 192 Characters

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 144 Characters

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 104 Characters

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 255 Characters

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 184 Characters

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 171 Characters

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 138 Characters

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 177 Characters

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 117 Characters

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters

A daily thought...

A silent tear...

A Constant wish that u r near...

Words are few but thoughts r deep...

Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 161 Characters

< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!

< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..!

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 187 Characters

I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 173 Characters

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 174 Characters

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 170 Characters

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 112 Characters

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 147 Characters

No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 151 Characters

Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 166 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters

All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters

Message:some text missing*


Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 143 Characters

softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,
2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 128 Characters

D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 115 Characters

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters

Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 139 Characters

I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters

Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters

Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 123 Characters

Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 133 Characters

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters

U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 149 Characters

Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 140 Characters

Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 119 Characters

Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 161 Characters

when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.



Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.



Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 109 Characters

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 146 Characters

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 159 Characters

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 177 Characters

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 165 Characters

Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 140 Characters

Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know,  Maybe I will never show..

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 169 Characters

We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 153 Characters

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 139 Characters

When does a friend become a best friend?
When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 135 Characters

Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 165 Characters

I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 172 Characters

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 98 Characters

Before the golden sun sets,
2006's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 131 Characters

For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 157 Characters

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 140 Characters

Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 117 Characters

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 146 Characters

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 173 Characters

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 142 Characters

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 140 Characters

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 166 Characters

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 153 Characters

"Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that rewards all your future endeavors with success"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 110 Characters

"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 60 Characters

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours and let each new year find you a better man.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 108 Characters

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.Happy New Year

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 129 Characters

"May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations"

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 97 Characters

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 155 Characters

The merry year is born
Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 68 Characters

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 63 Characters

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 142 Characters

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 101 Characters

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 144 Characters

" I Wish in 2oo7 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all! "

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 195 Characters

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 168 Characters

Before the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed .. Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007 ..

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 148 Characters

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 180 Characters

With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007*

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 159 Characters

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperous 2007.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 246 Characters

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(é UR ANGEL
; ) IN
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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 136 Characters

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l,ö if ur alright l"
l cos i care.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 177 Characters

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( ü )@ Lükìn
o( )'/ 4 mé?
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I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...


Büt téll ü söméthìng...

ì mìss ü möre.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 123 Characters

()"() i sent ü a
(. "o new ring
($"(,) tone...
..J pls wait!
()"()
('(ö )") prröööt!
( $" /===
./,%,/
haha..nice tone?nice smell...

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 147 Characters

Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 145 Characters

.-. .-.-. .-.
! " ! " !
"-..-"'-..-" MY
SWEET HONEY!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 55 Characters

<) " (>
( . .) wen sum1
( o ) says ur >?< ugly,
<) " (> TELL
(è é) ,l EM 2
( o, )(' ') F*CK
>?< / / OFF!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 111 Characters

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 130 Characters

Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 89 Characters

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 78 Characters

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 230 Characters

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 82 Characters

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 137 Characters

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 77 Characters

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 208 Characters

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this:  To rise above the little things.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 94 Characters

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 156 Characters

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 138 Characters

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 94 Characters

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 93 Characters

in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 73 Characters

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 69 Characters

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 76 Characters

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 123 Characters

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 125 Characters

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 98 Characters

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 79 Characters

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 54 Characters

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 118 Characters

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 67 Characters

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 101 Characters

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 136 Characters

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 114 Characters

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 111 Characters

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar,
Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 205 Characters

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 171 Characters

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 162 Characters

In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 146 Characters

Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 141 Characters

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body &
Heart full of Love..
All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish u a Happy New Year.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 190 Characters

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 199 Characters

We will open the book.  Its pages are blank.  We are going to put words on them ourselves.  The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 163 Characters

May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

New Year SMS, New Year English SMS, 219 Characters

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 144 Characters

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you



Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked  hehe

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 229 Characters

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 246 Characters

If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.


Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 198 Characters

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 117 Characters

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 133 Characters

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 193 Characters

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 97 Characters

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=(,,)=("')<-***
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 104 Characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 171 Characters

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 87 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 152 Characters

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 121 Characters

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 105 Characters

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 98 Characters

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 84 Characters

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 122 Characters

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 155 Characters

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 254 Characters

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 153 Characters

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 135 Characters

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 156 Characters

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 100 Characters

Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 160 Characters

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 115 Characters

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 132 Characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 133 Characters

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 130 Characters

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 136 Characters

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 171 Characters

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 210 Characters

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you. .

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 153 Characters

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 90 Characters

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 129 Characters

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 159 Characters

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 157 Characters

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 145 Characters

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS, Christmas English SMS, 138 Characters

For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 164 Characters

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 129 Characters

F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 141 Characters

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 122 Characters

          ;";
  ;/  ("v")";  /";"/
  /;./ "v"  './   %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 148 Characters

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 136 Characters

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 160 Characters

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 147 Characters

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 119 Characters

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 162 Characters

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 147 Characters

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 107 Characters

If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.





Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 187 Characters

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 117 Characters

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 125 Characters

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 135 Characters

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 126 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 163 Characters

Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters

It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 124 Characters

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 134 Characters

Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 162 Characters

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 173 Characters

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
"Eid Mubarak"

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 175 Characters

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 217 Characters

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 143 Characters

May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 153 Characters

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Eid Mubarak.

Eid Mubarak SMS, Eid Mubarak English SMS, 138 Characters

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 203 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 117 Characters

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 131 Characters

smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 149 Characters

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 123 Characters

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 88 Characters

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 145 Characters

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 162 Characters

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 152 Characters

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 138 Characters

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 124 Characters

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 142 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 157 Characters

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 143 Characters

|-----------|
| '--.__.--'  | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
(   HAPPY    (
(   DIWALI   (
)      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year  )

Diwali SMS, Diwali English SMS, 192 Characters

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 162 Characters

The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 156 Characters

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

Sweetness can be defined without honey.

Fragnance can be defined without Rose.

But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 130 Characters

When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 193 Characters

Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 152 Characters

"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 203 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 122 Characters

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 183 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 231 Characters

"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 141 Characters

"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 71 Characters

I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 167 Characters

HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 93 Characters

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, Rakhi English SMS, 163 Characters

As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 153 Characters

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 109 Characters

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 166 Characters

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 105 Characters

Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 197 Characters

( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )

, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )

married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 95 Characters

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 175 Characters

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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 199 Characters

Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 127 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 193 Characters

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 98 Characters

PRESENTING


  / /
(.)(.)
(.__.)
FLICK
()---()
I . _. I
( (o_, )
  POOH

(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT


AND...

  ,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
(---) YOU!!!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 156 Characters

Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 72 Characters

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 124 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 151 Characters

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 136 Characters

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 141 Characters

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 133 Characters

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 146 Characters

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 135 Characters

I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 130 Characters

I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 111 Characters

Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 194 Characters

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 159 Characters

Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 115 Characters

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 146 Characters

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 150 Characters

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 141 Characters

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 110 Characters

A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 112 Characters

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 164 Characters

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 167 Characters

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 137 Characters

A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 156 Characters

A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 114 Characters

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 160 Characters

Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 158 Characters

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 103 Characters

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 113 Characters

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 112 Characters

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 186 Characters

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 133 Characters

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 126 Characters

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 124 Characters

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 174 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, Marital Woes English SMS, 96 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 109 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 80 Characters

Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 73 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 71 Characters

Thanks for being there through the tears, laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father's Day!

Fathers Day SMS, Fathers Day English SMS, 89 Characters

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 178 Characters

Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

  )    (
( .)( . )
  )     (


because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 147 Characters

FEW  RELATIONS  IN  EARTH  NEVER  DIE..
Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...
FRIEND :=)

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 151 Characters

Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 144 Characters

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 163 Characters

If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 175 Characters

When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..


Friend's forever..

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 164 Characters

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 130 Characters

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 187 Characters

Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.

Politics SMS, Politics English SMS, 118 Characters

I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 62 Characters

How can I put this... forget I exist?

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 37 Characters

Roses are red, violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 77 Characters

Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 61 Characters

Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 98 Characters

I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 years.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 79 Characters

The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 57 Characters

I get so emotional when your not around.. I think the emotion is called happiness.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 83 Characters

You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.

Break Up SMS, Break Up English SMS, 60 Characters

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 140 Characters

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 148 Characters

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 136 Characters

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 190 Characters

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 155 Characters

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 144 Characters

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 83 Characters

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 140 Characters

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 131 Characters

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 118 Characters

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 147 Characters

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 74 Characters

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 157 Characters

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 159 Characters

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 128 Characters

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 132 Characters

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 151 Characters

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...







VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 179 Characters

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 230 Characters

(,),,(,)
I . .
( _o )
(,,)O-O(,,)
(,),,(,)
I . .
(=OoO(,,)
(,,)-""
(,),,(,)
I-ÖÖ(,,)
( _o )"
(,,)-"
(,),,(,)
I-ÖÖ hi! good
( ,_o ) day!!
(,,)(,,)

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 165 Characters

()...()
(o o)
/ ( ..)
/""

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 32 Characters

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 236 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 233 Characters

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 153 Characters

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 156 Characters

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 157 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 146 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, Mothers Day English SMS, 159 Characters

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 220 Characters

Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 180 Characters

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....




Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 98 Characters

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 135 Characters

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Students Exams SMS, Students Exams English SMS, 190 Characters

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 65 Characters

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 175 Characters

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 142 Characters

Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 200 Characters

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 136 Characters

Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 155 Characters

An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 203 Characters

An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Mallika: I go back to my home!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 130 Characters

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 233 Characters

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 172 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 168 Characters

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday SMS, Birthday English SMS, 151 Characters

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 159 Characters

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 118 Characters

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 173 Characters

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 178 Characters

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 87 Characters

<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 138 Characters

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 124 Characters

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 131 Characters

Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 144 Characters

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 75 Characters

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 157 Characters

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 234 Characters

,** ..
( ö, )( ", )
((")(")(")(")
The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 103 Characters

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 93 Characters

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 153 Characters

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 139 Characters

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 107 Characters

I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 156 Characters

("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 138 Characters

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 124 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 133 Characters

A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 143 Characters

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 133 Characters

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 138 Characters

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 120 Characters

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 161 Characters

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 163 Characters

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 138 Characters

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 145 Characters

Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 184 Characters

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 105 Characters

Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 125 Characters

Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
,////////.
__ . . __
( c__________, )
"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 147 Characters

.
(')


(')
/ /
/ /

(')
)/ /


"o (')
.' )/ /


o""o (')
( '.' )/ /

o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 152 Characters

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 151 Characters

<)"..(>
( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
<).."(>
(..), )


<)"..(>
( (..)


<).."(>
(..), )


<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 174 Characters

------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--

------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 154 Characters

._I__I_,



(_£___=------/
._I__I_,


----\----
,--<>--=____/7
(_£___=------/
._I__I_,

D0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 168 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 176 Characters

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 134 Characters

) (
(__I_)


) (
(_I__)


) (
(__I_)


) (
(_I__)


I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 108 Characters

One  ('""()
good ((")')
nite ("(,,)
Kiss for you....
* *  ('""() Bye
*  ("('o',) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 123 Characters

(. .) 18 YEARS
).(
( * )

( o o ) 25Y
) . (
( * )

( O O ) 35 Y
) o (
( * )

CHANGE WOMAN BEFORE LATE

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 118 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, Holi English SMS, 167 Characters

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 150 Characters

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 225 Characters

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 84 Characters

Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 157 Characters

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 132 Characters

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 172 Characters

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 165 Characters

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 168 Characters

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 162 Characters

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 135 Characters

(",) FRiÉÑDS
(",) come & go,
c",)
('',)

(",)
c",)
(",)

(",)
c",)



c",) MÉ..?



c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 140 Characters

()""() ()''''()
( ."o o", )I just wana give a HUG...
()""()"()
( ö)ö ) ..2a 'Special person' I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 135 Characters

(>"<)
("( ö, )") A HÜG
'( . ) tö ésé ür stréss
,,,,_
( _ _ ) A KìSS
(_ ö _) tò éasé ür paìn

.-. .-. & my
'. ' .' HÉÄRT
' . ' tö let U know ì Caré!!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 167 Characters

(é
_; (
(é

( )-
_; (
( )-

(é -
_; (
(é -

( ) -
_; (
( ) -

(é
_; (
(é I miss u Like Crazy

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 124 Characters

('')....('')
( ' o ' )
('')--('')
(''''')-(''''')


o,,,,o
( 'o' )
> ''" <
( "' )( '" )

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 104 Characters

o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 97 Characters

///////
( o o)
--ooO-( )-Ooo--

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 35 Characters

----@"""""@----
-----( '-' )-----
---(#)MisU(#)---
-----(#) (#)-----


----@"""""@----
-----( '-' )-----
(#)This Much(#)
-----(#) (#)-----

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 155 Characters

._________.
£/ ////______l
) /_(_)
/__/

ASCII SMS, ASCII English SMS, 46 Characters

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 112 Characters

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 103 Characters

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 133 Characters

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters

When things go wrong


When sadness fills your heart


When tears flow in your eyes


Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 131 Characters

If u don't mind


If u don't feel bad



If don't hesitate



Please......



give me a



K



ki




kis




kiss




kiss......





kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters

I


I l


I lo


I lov


I love


I love you...



I love you the most.


I love you the best.



I love you a lot..



Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 212 Characters

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 187 Characters

I Miss you a Lot Dear....


SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632


Message centre:
+919540099996


" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 133 Characters

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters

When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB

(hint-

it should be 5)



Read caps word reversely.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 153 Characters

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters

I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 108 Characters

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 144 Characters

True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters

When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.  

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 152 Characters

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 150 Characters

A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 145 Characters

Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 148 Characters

Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 147 Characters

Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 154 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 160 Characters

Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 149 Characters

Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 140 Characters

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 137 Characters

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 118 Characters

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 135 Characters

Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 130 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 153 Characters

Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 148 Characters

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 158 Characters

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 127 Characters

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 71 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 84 Characters

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 110 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 160 Characters

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 105 Characters

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 142 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 147 Characters

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 145 Characters

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 160 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 102 Characters

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 93 Characters

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 153 Characters

I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 159 Characters

There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 137 Characters

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 157 Characters

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 151 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 176 Characters

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 113 Characters

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 72 Characters

I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 150 Characters

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 141 Characters

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 137 Characters

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 103 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 138 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 158 Characters

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 155 Characters

Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. 2

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 131 Characters

If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 145 Characters

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 92 Characters

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 154 Characters

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 114 Characters

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 129 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 120 Characters

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 96 Characters

Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u've found luv.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 142 Characters

When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 157 Characters

'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 153 Characters

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 158 Characters

What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 140 Characters

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 159 Characters

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 99 Characters

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 125 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 102 Characters

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 154 Characters

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 81 Characters

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 137 Characters

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 156 Characters

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 96 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 163 Characters

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 94 Characters

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 144 Characters

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 160 Characters

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 143 Characters

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta English SMS, 128 Characters

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 158 Characters

Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 196 Characters

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 132 Characters

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 159 Characters

Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 152 Characters

If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 148 Characters

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 129 Characters

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 125 Characters

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 155 Characters

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 160 Characters

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 99 Characters

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 147 Characters

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 143 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 109 Characters

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 151 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 154 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 127 Characters

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 138 Characters

If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 129 Characters

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 159 Characters

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 128 Characters