Punjabi da master Preeto di copy dekhke kehnda: Apna mamma theek karo.
Preeto chutti ton baad apne yaar Sante nu puchdi hai: Mere Mamme theek nahi?
Santa: Sohne ne Bade Sohne ne!
Preeto: Aj Punjabi da master menu kehnda c, apna mamma theek karo.
Santa

Naughty SMS, Naughty Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 182 Characters

Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno

Romantic SMS, Romantic Punjabi SMS, 255 Characters

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 153 Characters

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

Cricket SMS, Cricket Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.

Missing You SMS, Missing You English SMS, 150 Characters

If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 132 Characters

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 131 Characters

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 109 Characters

I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 199 Characters

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 188 Characters

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 161 Characters

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 148 Characters

The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 134 Characters

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. So, this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 139 Characters

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 137 Characters

I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true.

Anniversary SMS, Anniversary English SMS, 224 Characters

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

Naughty SMS, Naughty English SMS, 116 Characters

Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

Insult SMS, Insult English SMS, 179 Characters

Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 155 Characters

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 192 Characters

Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 157 Characters

No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 144 Characters

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 127 Characters

It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 104 Characters

I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 255 Characters

Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...

Sorry SMS, Sorry English SMS, 184 Characters

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 151 Characters

Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE...
It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted...
But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 155 Characters

1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 145 Characters

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 145 Characters

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, Greetings English SMS, 171 Characters

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 167 Characters

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time...**

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 138 Characters

FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 177 Characters

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end...

Friendship SMS, Friendship English SMS, 117 Characters

Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR...

Friendship SMS, Friendship Hindi SMS, 141 Characters

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 168 Characters

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 149 Characters

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Romantic SMS, Romantic Hindi SMS, 139 Characters

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

Insult SMS, Insult Hindi SMS, 175 Characters

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Funny SMS, Funny English SMS, 166 Characters

Kripya Dhyaan De,









Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 65 Characters

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

Shayari SMS, Shayari Hindi SMS, 148 Characters

Geeta mein likha hai?








are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Funny SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, 107 Characters

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 160 Characters

One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**

Flirt SMS, Flirt English SMS, 146 Characters

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 136 Characters