Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
139 Characters
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
72 Characters
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
124 Characters
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
151 Characters
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
136 Characters
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
141 Characters
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
133 Characters
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Marital Woes SMS,
Marital Woes English SMS,
96 Characters
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