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What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
127 Characters
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
174 Characters
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
162 Characters
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
117 Characters
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
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Funny Punjabi SMS,
212 Characters
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
125 Characters
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
169 Characters
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
154 Characters
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
Funny SMS,
Funny Punjabi SMS,
146 Characters
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
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Funny Punjabi SMS,
144 Characters
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