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Santa Banta Punjabi SMS Collection

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 208 Characters



Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters


Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 138 Characters


Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 157 Characters


Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 180 Characters


Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 199 Characters


Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 151 Characters


Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 166 Characters


Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 162 Characters


Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Santa Banta SMS, Santa Banta Punjabi SMS, 126 Characters


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