( ' ) its ME! / /
( ) )

( ' )
/ /
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) /

(')
; /
( )'

(')
; )
(')

(é UR ANGEL
; ) IN
(é DISGUISE

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 130 Characters

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

_l''l________
--/ l__l  Delivery
|     |     ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 80 Characters

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 84 Characters

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.  

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 170 Characters

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 92 Characters

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 158 Characters

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 157 Characters

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 136 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 233 Characters

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 162 Characters

Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 84 Characters

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 158 Characters

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Santa Banta SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 193 Characters

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 151 Characters