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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 111 Characters

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 133 Characters

|-----------|
| '--.__.--'  | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

$========$
(   HAPPY    (
(   DIWALI   (
)      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year  )

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 192 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 80 Characters

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 65 Characters

If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 92 Characters

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish

Say good nite

sky so wide
Stars so bright
off the light

sleep quite quite
..(-.-)..
ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 171 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 144 Characters

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 96 Characters

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 230 Characters

In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)DO
(,))
) ' (
(_,_)THiS
//
(,))

) ' (
(_,_)MÖre
(,))
(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
(,)) '

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 231 Characters

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you


Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 127 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 142 Characters