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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 108 Characters

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 117 Characters

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 139 Characters

I'd go through stretch marks again for you. Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 80 Characters

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 147 Characters

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 140 Characters

Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usey ek ghar chahiye, bas yuhin saath chalte raho e dost, Yeh dosti humein umar bhar chahiye...

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 143 Characters

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 149 Characters

Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

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Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 140 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 236 Characters

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 112 Characters

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 120 Characters

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 163 Characters

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 152 Characters