Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,
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ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Birthday SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 199 Characters

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....

Diwali SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.

Flirt SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 130 Characters

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Fool SMS, English SMS, Length: 181 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 59 Characters

Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

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§    H A P P Y    §
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Have a Nice Day!

Holi SMS, English SMS, Length: 167 Characters

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 108 Characters

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 150 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 77 Characters

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 103 Characters

To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 231 Characters

Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 198 Characters

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 134 Characters