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KERMIT


AND...

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(---) YOU!!!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 156 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 149 Characters

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=(,,)=("')<-***
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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 104 Characters

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 136 Characters

You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind. Happy Fathers'Day

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 71 Characters

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.  

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 170 Characters

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 169 Characters

Faith makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful. May u have all the three as u begin each day. Gud Morning.

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 152 Characters

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 175 Characters

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:


A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


Ring me! I will tell you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 193 Characters

Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 139 Characters

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 230 Characters

"On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes"

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 60 Characters

(_,_)2 stay
(') Young
// +SEXY
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) ' (
(_,_)THiS
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(_,_)
(')'; OFTEN
// ';
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Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 151 Characters

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 183 Characters

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 134 Characters

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 125 Characters

Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 143 Characters