One  ('""()
good ((")')
nite ("(,,)
Kiss for you....
* *  ('""() Bye
*  ("('o',) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 123 Characters

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 230 Characters

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 210 Characters

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 169 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 142 Characters

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.

Friendship SMS, English SMS, Length: 154 Characters

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Funny SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 117 Characters

Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

Greetings SMS, English SMS, Length: 160 Characters

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 107 Characters

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

Insult SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 76 Characters

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..

Marital Woes SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 176 Characters

You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 153 Characters

It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 145 Characters

"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 203 Characters

The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.

Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 127 Characters

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,

Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,

Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,

kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 160 Characters