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Dont u ever send me your picture again! u scared me to death!

ASCII SMS, English SMS, Length: 134 Characters

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

Birthday SMS, English SMS, Length: 149 Characters

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas SMS, English SMS, Length: 84 Characters

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Diwali SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad". Don't
worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!

Fathers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

Flirt SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Fool SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 162 Characters

Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin. Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain. Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hain..

Friendship SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 165 Characters

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Funny SMS, English SMS, Length: 138 Characters

Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.

Greetings SMS, Punjabi SMS, Length: 150 Characters

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Holi SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 130 Characters

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

Insult SMS, English SMS, Length: 159 Characters

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marital Woes SMS, English SMS, Length: 124 Characters

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Missing You SMS, English SMS, Length: 102 Characters

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

Mothers Day SMS, English SMS, Length: 146 Characters

Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2007 bring Happiness for you Dear.

New Year SMS, English SMS, Length: 168 Characters

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

Naughty SMS, English SMS, Length: 132 Characters

The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.

Rakhi SMS, English SMS, Length: 122 Characters

You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.



Romantic SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa Banta SMS, English SMS, Length: 109 Characters

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

Shayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Length: 170 Characters